Conniving with Humour

Dont worry humour is no person whom i can connive with, i was rather looking for its personification who could deliver a line or two of humour here. This is no self praising but i knw i make a good situational joke cracker but i m not the one who could write humour filled stories. neways am trying out with my unusual stuff here coz i didnt want do be monotonous, variety is the spice of life afterall, ahh no offendings to any of the spice gals, but their involvement in my life wld hv been awesome, nonetheless its gonna be a desi spice gal for me whenever its gonna be. God knows if she would be going thru these lines....ahh hey listen if u r the one contact me at
----> fubouvgzruen@lnubb.pbz<------ [for the unitiated it is coded, secret hint for the gal ;)] n i may share another secret behind this, breaking of the code would ensure she has brains, and as for the beauty i hv studied in an engineering college for 4 yrs now... fellow engineers wld b knowing and can empathize....for the rest of u... after this engineering blunder all remotely remotely resembling beauties appear beauties but mind u they are actual gals, not what in engineering lingo we refer to as (ask an engg) wid all due respect types, well exceptions are always there and some of the exceptions are good friends. Have always ran away from the wid all due respect types....but had little space to run away... These days i can see devlish look in relatives' eyes, always looking for some sort of details from my mom....wonder i hvnt yet completed my graduation....what will happen when i post graduate two years down the line. In the worst of nightmares i wld see a huge line outta my house wid gals waitin like a huge swayamwar extravagance....hang on this is a nightmare...i wld love to have a gal who cares and reciprocates thats y repeating again if u r beauty wid brains plz break the code abv and not so for breaking my neck, and i love my hands too..after all i dont hv any of those speech recognition softwares, hv to all typing wid hand cant copy paste here which is the most sacred and well paying shortcut in engineering. Jugaadbaaji what we call....ahhh the sweet memories returning now wld pour in the usual stuff nxt time...... sorry for abrupt ending but so was the start relle hv to rush now to attend mdi alumni meet....ahaaaaa